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I’M IN THE SCAD 2010 FASHION SHOW!
Woobley

is now a word, a very cool word, that means:

“Hey when I lean in closer to the screqqs look strsaighten thing

And then when I move back things get woobley

hooray ambien.

J. Alexander just told me I’m beautiful.

Or well, told me he liked my style but whatever.

The way the audition went, I might maybe have a good chance of a spot in the fashion show :3.

How to be Alexander Parker on the internet:

reply to every single facebook status by everyone with “HA”

[Unless its boring, then remove them from your friends.]

SCAD ‘13?

“The world will end before he graduates.”

theme originally by rory marinich, adapted.